One of the things that really gets on my nerves at birthday times is when somebody asks:
"So, another year older, how does it feel?"
It feels the same as yesterday you idiot. How come you're only asking me this now when i see you every day? I'm not a year older overnight, I'm a day older.
Now unless I'd just been sentenced to life imprisonment overnight, or my favourite budgie had died, I'm pretty sure I feel the same as yesterday, plus or minus a 5% buffer.
Get fucked.
Monday, April 27, 2009
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9 comments:
So it feels angry then?
Fuck, that shits me too!
It's just as bad as "do you feel grown up" when you turn 18/21/etc.
Fuuuuuck.
Yes. This bugs me. If you know me, you know how I feel and how my feelings have changed (if I feel older now than last year).
You don't know how I feel!
I think all communications (letters etc) should be concluded with "get fucked".
I think HHH is on to something.
you make me so happy. i wish i could put you in my pocket and pull you out to make smart ass comments on my behalf. you'd be a favorite at parties. :-)
Shits me.
what you have to understand beebs, is that i'm partly censored on here. I'm a crass, rude cunt, but i'm really a nice guy...
i can be a favourite at parties, but i can also be an un-favourite. It depends on my mood, the weather, atmospheric disturbances etc.
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