Having never accessed Twitter, I don't know how it works. Well, I know how it works, but I just wouldn't know, immediately, how to use it. This isn't in any form a deterrent, I just don't care for twitter. I find the concept quite mundane. Plus, lately, I've been all over google reader like a nun sandwich. Adding twitter to my current long list of internet musts for the day would decrease my productive output to somewhere nigh on sackable.
However, if I did tweet, I most certainly would have twatted this the other day:
"Just got off the toilet, didn’t think the Indian was that spicy last night. Surprised."
I was reminded of this today as I thought of another tweet whilst at the local sandwich shop:
"Just had a sandwich made for me by a guy with one hand. Strangest thing; he wore two gloves!"
Would I have any form of following?
Can you post photos on the twit?
"Just saw this speed sign. Is it indicative of my future uncertainty toward dyslexic foreigners?"