Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Breaking News

In breaking news just in, reports from US Military Command for operation Liberate Libya have surfaced claiming the accidental death of Muammar Gaddafi (full name Muammar Abu Minyar al-Qaddafi) at the hands of US military forces.

Brief reports, released from NATO head of operations, suggest that three wayward cruise missiles, that were launched by the US aimed at the main airfield of Tripoli, landed within the presidential complex, 72km (45miles) away.

The report claims that the three missiles caused minimal damage to the palace, the only damage being a few murdered guards and Gaddafi; himself suffering shard damage approximately ½ inch wide, entering the skull between the eyes. X-rays of the skull reveal the shrapnel was bullet-shaped.

In an attempt to clear the area, US and NATO forces we seen securing the complex, removing all items to prevent looting and physically controlling Gaddafi’s 43 concubines.

More to come.

2 comments:

Cath said...

Whoops?

Jo said...

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